Star Wars

I love Star Wars. And seeing when Anakin turns in to Darth Vader. But they shouldn't hit. I think I'll have a Star Wars birthday. With princesses on my cake.

People have asked what I want for my birthday.
n: They could draw me a picture. Or whatever they want. I'll like it.
M: Because you have a lot of toys.
n: I have a lot of toys. But if they want to give me more, I'll like it too. But they can still draw me a picture. With princesses on it.

Mamma's leaving again?

It's okay Mamma, we'll take good care of Daddy.

Underwear

I sometimes sit on the potty. I'm pretty cool. And I like to wear my underwear over my pull-ups. But the shoes make the outfit the best.

Is it birthday season?

Another birthday? I like celebrating with dessert before dinner. Several times a week.

Happy birthday

What's an old fart? Something that's not stinky anymore? Or one that stays stinky for a long long long time? Are you talking about my Bedstefar? He's not a fart! It's not nice to call people names. I wanted to make him a cake, but then I found out he already had one, and that he wouldn't come to my house to eat it. I'll eat it for him.

Dentist

Another dental appointment. I was super-duper excited. And I kept my mouth open even when the nice dentist lady didn't need me to keep my mouth open. Because I love me my princess toothbrushes!

Dizzy drumming dance party

Fashion Smashion Men's line

The double-button down look for Spring'12.

Lego Star Wars

Sometimes Ewan forgets to play with me. But that's okay. I've figured out how to multi-task.

Lego Star Wars

My lastest picture book story. I've been playing a lot of Lego Star Wars video games.

n: There was a little girl. And she had a Mamma. And then she was attacked. And she got out her lizard and she was saved!
D: Do you mean laser?

Weekends

My favorite part of weekends is cuddling.

iPod

My first iTunes purchase. The password was already on the iPod from an update, and I had free reign to purchase all the extra add-ons for my apps. Wheee!!!!

Aging backwards

Mamma and Daddy used to go to bed at adult bedtime. But for the last month (Daddy) and the last week (Mamma) have been going to sleep at our bedtime.

MJ would be proud of my quick recovery

n: Daddy, I like Michael Jackson. Is she a girl?
n: Is Michael Jackson pretending to be a boy?

Head

Mamma brought me back a pretty porcelain doll. Her head broke off already.

n: Her head fell off!!!
M: Can she still dance?
n: Yup.
D: Can she still hear the music?
n: No, her ears aren't on her neck.

n: My doll lost her head and she can dance, and all she says is..... (purses lips).

Too exciting

We had so much fun staying home with Daddy and pulling out all the toys and touching all the things we're not supposed to touch and running around and causing mayhem and staying up late, that we only finally went to sleep at 10:45pm. Phew. Having fun is hard work.

Bye Bye Mamma

Mamma's going to Spain.

n: We'll miss you.
e: I love you too.

Holly

One of Mamma's friends loves coming over to visit because I keep calling her Hotty.

Frat boy

On Friday night we walked to a restaurant. And I told Daddy there was a school ahead of us. He was confused until Mamma reminded him there is a university further up the street. As we were walking we passed a lot of boy students. I said hi. Because yeah. They know me. We party on the weekends.

Punch lines

Orange you glad I didn't say banana

Honesty

M: Ewwww! Nina, you just farted on me 3 times.
n: No. I farted 4 times.

iLove

Showing the love

M: Ewan, does Daddy have a big belly too?
e: Noooo!

Career goals

Doctor or driver?