Sleepovers

Vampires also stay up all night at sleepovers and then are able to party all day at Kings Island!

Recital

Vampires still do their piano recitals.

Birthdays

We see eye to eye on how to celebrate. 

Debates

Watched all 3 debates. Their silliness is infectious. Or maybe that's my exhaustion. 

Footrest

My brother is so loving and giving he literally lets me use him as a footrest. 

Utensils

So how are we supposed to eat chocolate cake with chopsticks?!

Weekend

And making Halloween cupcakes.

Weekend

Setting world records.

Weekend

Alice In Wonderland has the best idea for using croquet mallets.

Weekend

Our big weekend included pumpkin patches.

Big weekend

So much that we did on the weekend. Poor mamma needed her rest.

Checkers

We'll call it a draw.

More fashion

The Philosophy of Time Travel (Or: You Won't Because You Didn't)

"Mamma I want to invent a time machine so that I could meet you when you were a little girl!"
"Oh, that would be so neat!"

*thinks for 2 seconds* "Mamma, did you ever meet me when you were a little girl?"
"No sweetie."
"Well then I'm not going to."

Status quo

Wearing white after Labor Day.

Fashion Smashion Men's Line

Minecraft. 24-7. On the computer. On the TV. On YouTube. On the iPad. On clothing. In my brain.

Fashion Smashion Fall'16

Tails. Purple hair. Mixed prints. And boots. Always boots.

Earmuffs!!!

It's 80' out. Never too warm for Fashion Smashion earmuffs.

No school

So we head to a movie premiere of Middle School The Worst Day of My Life!

What!?

Emojis didn't always exist? Then how did people even text?

Superhero

Ewan was so excited he'd already swung off to school as Spider-Man. 

Dad jokes

e: When you stand up on a chair, make sure to do it chairfully.... I make bad jokes.

Weird hair

Day at school. Curlers, twisties and pony tails. Or just a unicorn horn.